Thing People Ask For At The Store

In decreasing order of likelihood that we stock them.

1)
"I know you have books, but do you have any magazines?"
"No, sorry."

2)
"Can I get some tobacco?"
"I don't smoke."
"Do y'all sell any here?"
"Try down the street."

3)
"Hey, uh, do you have belts?"
"Excuse me?"
"Belts." [hikes up pants]
"Sir, this is a bookstore."